the entry that took 3 weeks to finish

Yes,this entry took 3 weeks to finish...honestly... On wednesday[2/4/08],me,Abner,Sherril,Azim[friend] n 47 people who i don't know went around a few places around K.L....[firstly,i would love 2 put some pictures of the whole trip,but Abner didn't bring his camera..forgetful little pig] so anyways,we left the school at 8ish in da morning[yes,it was a school trip]....here's an intersting reason on why i did'nt wanna go 4 this whole shindig before it even started..the 2 teachers who were playin chaperone are the the most dramatic[well,of them la]teachers n have a personal grudge aginst me[well,the other 1 la]but intrestingly,it was the dramatic teacher that was givng me a hrd time[more on that l8r]...so enough meaningless jibba-jabba,back 2 the main story...it took around an hour[ish] 2 reach our first stop,Lake Titiwangsa..but be reminded,we[be we, i mean me,abner & sherril] did go there during rush hourin the heartof K.L.,so...yeah....moving on,when we got there,the chaperones gave around 15 minutes 2 walk around the lake,which was calmingand relaxing[in which,i mean,dull,wet,n boring...added to which the fact that there was lots,and a repeat,LOTS of ugly shirtless guys running around,which didn't help at all to make the situation better]but we did have fun..well,mostly the three of us[me,abner,n that whats-her-face]scaring European tourists[you can tell they were touristsby the fact they wearin khaki shorts and socks pulled up to ther knees,at 9am,while everyone else is wearing hoodies and long,thick pants]..but we didn't do much..i just pretended that i was sellin crack to abner n was telling[loudly]about the best place to go to get good weed..the walkin pace of the tourists went from walking to straight up getting the hell outta there..that was a real laugh...after that,we went on the Eye Of Malaysia,which wasexactly in front of the Lake..not to sound like a girl,but the first part was pretty nerve-wrecking[think its because i have acute vertigo]..but hear me out,you have to realize that when your up there,your suspended around 200 metres above a shallow lake,n your enclosed in metal and plasticboth around a half inch thick,and weighing no less than a shoe[combined]so,yeah,you get my point..but after that,its just four boring turns...yawn..but the view is spectacular,and you can see most of K.L,from the mat rempits to the snacth thefts[ok,a little lebihla for 9 in the morning]just to tell all you people who are thinkin about making a trip to Lake Titiwangsa,a quick tip:eat before you go.There's no food in a 3km radius..and all the food/drink at the stall next to the Eye On Malaysia is MAHAL WEI!mineral water costs RM1.50,so you get my point..but,there's only one thingworth buying,the frappe[said in snooty french accent]it may cost 5 bucks,but it's totally worth it..Ok,next stop..The NATIONAL LIBRARY!![yes,it was that boring]..seriously,i thought it was like,so freakin far away from the Lake,but it was anolive stone-spit away from the Lake..one thing about the library,the security there is tighter than confidential goverment bisuness..each bookis embedded with a thingamajiggy thats causes the infared[yes,yes,i know]sensors[which is actually placed at the main enterance before the actual library itself] goes haywire..kinda oxymoronic,don't you think?the goverment uses our tax money to put infared sensors IN A LBRARY..wat are people gonna steal,library cards?no wonder customs is still using manpower,the library stole their equiptment..anyway,when we went inside,we were given a tour around the whole place by a nice employee there[fine,so i don't know her name,but so you know?I rest my case]and got some free stuff..at least they're relevant in real life..thank goodnessit was pretty boring there,except for the part we went to the ancient Islamic artefacts,which was pretty cool in its own right..there was books,scrolls dating back to the 14th century..and then we come,to the stone..it was the "batu bersurat"from terengganu,which is always in history booksso when Sherril saw it,she was blabbering to us about how it was her chilhood dream to see the "Batu Bersurat"..while she was rambling,our chaperone just promptly told her,"Sherril,benda tu replica la.."The fact Abner and I were holding back our urges to ROTFLOL was not helping at allThings you need to know about The National Library:they have computers there,with the fastest internet connection i have ever seen in a goverment PCbut the computers there are just like strippers:you can have the cake,but you defitinely can't eat it...friendster,myspace,bla bla bla is blocked..blame the goverment..also,there is a lot of secret places where you won't be seen by anyone at all...but i don't recommend the you to go and do it teruk teruk,got no chance..but passionate kissing can be managed[this is all observation,be reminded,not real-life experience..]lastly,even for a bad seed like me,the whole,"shut the f**** up"rule in librarieswill totally get to you here 'cuz of 2 reasons..one,when you do make noise,the feeling of guilt will make you shhh yourself n make you feel like ad****..two,azeem asked me a question,"If I threw you from the 5th floor[of the library],what will you do?"and no matter what you do,you will feellike dying in a silent and orderly manner,even me..sans how much the "shut the f*** up"rule works here..so to the next stop,The NATIONAL HANDICRAFT CENTRE!![didn't even people visited that place..wow..]we went there during the national handicraft expo,i think..but there was lots of different handicrafts from all around the country..pretty cool,if your into those kinda stuff..moving on,so whileme,Abner and Azim just let loose and acted like retarted 10-year olds,much to the dismay of Sherril,who was telling us over and over and over whats "proper" behaviour..we got a few things there,ok la,we only got one thing..it was this blowpipe,but its pretty extreme though..me and abner was testing it out..so i just blew a little bit,and the dart[yes,it has darts]flew a few metres and sturck the banner on the stage where the musical acts preformed..the exterme part was that the dart stuck to the banner,and was sticking out in a 90 degree angle..in normal malaysian "you do wat u wan to do,it's not my bisnuess" came in'cuz what we were doing and the dartitself was so ovbious,but nobody perasan at all..or maybe it was because the things there were so fasinating everybody was too busy admiring the things..*snickerng*so while were walking around,we saw this stall run be this chinese aunty & she was selling ths leaves,shaped in hearts and with horoscope stickers stuck on them..so we walked to her stall..I think she was having a slow bisnuess day,because she was so desperate to sell us something till she was willing to barter..my watch for one of thingamajiggys....and no,i was not stupid enough to barter...and after that,nothing much happened la,except that we were waitingfor the bus at the front gate of the centre and that i was almost run over..twice..but we were waiting for the bus for A HALF AN HOUR,bcause the caperones were on a shopping spree...go figure..so we reached home at 4...so..thats all,i guess....i hope you enjoyed my idiotically long story....