stupidest songs on the air right now

I have been meaning to do this of a LONG time....

i have been keeping quiet bout this,finally im gonna burst out!

(yeah,like that.)

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I'll be doing this with my friend abner...say hi!

hi.

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anyway,the first song..

Mariah Carey - touch my body

wow,where do we start...

Abner:she f***de up.she hunts guys and shit...Nick Cannon,take care of yourself....she might just stab you....

Russell:everybody just sees that....i saw something else.....read this...

Touch my body

Put me on the floor

Wrestle me around

Play with me some more

Touch my body

Throw me on the bed

I just wanna make you feel

Like you never did.

Touch my body

Let me wrap my thighs

All around your waist

Just a little taste

touch my body

Know you love my curves

Come on and give me what I deserve

And touch my body.

Imma treat you like a teddy bear

You won't wanna go nowhere

In the lap of luxury

Baby just turn to me

You won't want for nothing boy

I will give you plenty

Touch my body

if you see properly,she WANTS you to touch her body....and to do her....*coughs*.....is it me,or is she just plain asking to get raped....so much for girl power...pity the Spice Girls....10 years of empowering women went down the toilet just like that....

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NEXT SONG!!

Say Anything - Wow,I Can Be Sexual,Too...

Abner:Huh?Never heard of them.Are they a Christian Rock Band?

Russell:ROTFLOL!!!!!!turgid!!

this is the lyrics...

If I die and go to hell real soon,it will appear to me as this room.

And for eternity I'd lay in bedin my boxers, half stoned,with the pillow under my head.

I'd be chatting on the interweb;maggots pray upon the living dead.

I had no interest in the things she said.

On the phone every day,I'll permanently hit the hay.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

She touched herself.

She touched herself.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,I'll be heading for electric chairs.

I'm only human with my cross to bear.

When she described her underwearI forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

You're too young to be this empty girl

I'll prepare you for a sick dark world

Know that you'll be my downfall.

But I call and I call and I call.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

She touched herself.

She touched herself.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

I laughed myself to sleep.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

She touched herself.

She touched herself.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

I laughed myself to sleep.

(Woah!) I called her on the phone

(Woah!) and she touched herself.

(Woah!) She touched herself.

(Woah!) She touched herself.

(Woah!) I called her on the phone

(Woah!) and she touched herself

.I laughed myself to sleep.

Abner & Russell:ROTFLOL!!!!!FGDFGADDASAFJHJHHGDFFADFCHICKEN!!!!

LAST SONG!!!!

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seductions....

Abner:Oh,God....Where do we start.....

firstly,The video is shit.it looks like a child directed the video....

next,the hot,and i repeat,HOT,girls looks like sluts.....

Russell:Well,they're supposed to.It's a Snoop Dogg Video....

Abner:=).....

THE LYRICS!!!!!

Im gonna take my time mmime!

She gon' get hers before I...

Im gonna take it slow..ow..oo..ow,

Im not gonna rush to stroll,

so she can get a...

Sensual seduction-duction so she can get a..

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

So she can get a sensual seduction-duction duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

(Snoop-dogg)She might be with him, but shes thinking bout me, me, meee,

We gon' go to the mall, we gon' go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,

And all that we ever do is play the machine-chine-chiiine,

Smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!

(chorus)

Sensual seduction-duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!

Sensual seduction-duction ductionSensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Im gonna take my time mmime!

She gon' get hers before I...

Im gonna take it slow..ow..oo..ow,

Im not gonna rush to stroll,(snoop-dogg)

If ya dont know right know, doggy-dog is a freak,freak,freak!

I keep a bandage with me seven days of the week, week, week!

And all that we ever do is play the machine-chine-chiiine,

Smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!

(chorus)

Sensual seduction-duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!

Sensual seduction-duction duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

(snoop-dogg rap)

I was all in da clup sippin some jin smokin on a benadrome when I

Peeped this little hoe out,

I was all in a bum and drifter, shorty then

Came, then she hit da floor know, with a see through dress long hair

Light broen eyes lookin like ms. O.P,

and a nigga know if I take her

Home with dem wide ass hips and you damn right im gon' be, soHot-uh!

Goes da chick with da real pretty face,

big ass booty and ity-bityWaist

I whispered in her ear little mama what you drink?

I know you aFreak, but you knoe I aint gon' say shit, see my game is

Outrageous, I got it tippin crippin exchange and fuck faces, but it

Aint no use to rush da busCause I wouldnt want to have her to rush!

(chorus)

Sensual seduction-duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!

Sensual seduction-duction duction

Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa

Russell:See in this song,we don't even NEED to highlight all the f***ed parts...ALL OF IT'S F***ED UP....

hope you enjoy..n soon,ill be posting a whole bunch of happy tree friends videos...

LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

jckss..